Funny gifts
Gifts that get unwrapped to a burst of laughter. If nobody laughs when it's opened, we'll refund your dignity (the money is the store's department).
The Gear Shift Hoodie
A tiny hoodie to dress your car's gear shift. It doesn't improve your driving, but the car looks ridiculously happy.
The Swinging Duck for Your Mirror
A duck on a swing that sways with every curve of the road. The calmest copilot in the world.
The Rude Snowman
A snowman that laughs, shakes and makes sounds we will not describe here. The holiday decoration grandma pretends to disapprove of.
Beard Christmas Lights
A string of tiny lights that turns any beard into a Christmas tree. The accessory that wins EVERY December photo.
Moose Master: The Party Game
An absurd card game where everyone ends up making moose faces and crying with laughter. The official lifesaver of family gatherings.
Mini Wooden Tabletop Bowling
A pocket bowling alley, ten pins included. The holiday after-dinner hour finally has an official tournament.
Bob Ross Mini Paint-by-Numbers
A mini easel with brushes and the master's happy little tree. Ten minutes of peace, guaranteed by science and by Bob.
The Hairy Belly Fanny Pack
A fanny pack that turns anyone into a shirtless dad at the beach the moment they put it on. A sensation at the pool; questions at customs.
Porta Potty Shot Glasses
Two shot glasses shaped like porta-potties, for toasting where no toast was requested. The touch of class your party didn't know it was missing.
The Squirrel-in-Underpants Air Freshener
A car air freshener starring a squirrel in tighty-whities. There is no human way to explain it — only to gift it and watch.
Hand-Holding Magnetic Socks
Each sock has a tiny knitted hand with a magnet: hang them together and they hold on. The couple's gift nobody saw coming and everyone wants to photograph.
The Bicycle Pizza Cutter
A little bicycle with steel wheels that slices your pizza along its route. The most reliable delivery guy your kitchen will ever hire.
The Useless Box
Flip the switch, a little finger comes out and turns it off. It does absolutely nothing, and that's exactly why it's perfect. Pure philosophy in a wooden box.
Splatypus Jar Spatula
A kitchen platypus that dives into jars and scrapes out the very last bit of Nutella. Award-winning design, heart-winning too.
The Grim Steeper Tea Infuser
Death has arrived… to steep your tea. Its silicone robe holds the leaves while its little face peeks over the rim of your mug. Tea was never this dramatic.
The Screaming Goat
A tiny desk goat that lets out the viral scream when you press it, illustrated book included. Forty-two thousand reviewers press it daily.
The Toilet Timer
Five minutes of sand for those bathroom visits that were becoming spiritual retreats. A passive-aggressive gift backed by twenty thousand reviews.
Angry Mama Microwave Cleaner
Fill her head with water and vinegar, let her fume inside the microwave, and her steam loosens even fossilized lasagna. The most useful lady in the kitchen.
The Sound Effects Machine
Sixteen buttons: applause, rimshot, crickets for those awkward meetings. The power of a TV studio in the palm of your hand.
Desktop Mini Bow and Arrow
A real working miniature bow with suction-cup arrows. Office productivity drops 40% and happiness jumps 400%. Math doesn't lie.
Heart-Hands Face Planter
A planter with a serene face and little hands making a heart, where the plant becomes the hairdo. Gift it with a succulent and it'll rule her shelves.
Pickle-Fishing Fork
A long spring-loaded fork that grabs the pickle from the bottom of the jar without dunking your fingers in vinegar. The problem nobody admits to having, solved with class.
Amazed-Face Cheese Grater
A grater whose face is amazed by everything it grates: cheese, carrots, chocolate. Genuinely works, genuinely funny — the perfect combo.
The Mug of Truth
A mug with the kind of message only a son or daughter can gift without consequences. Fourteen ounces of coffee and a guaranteed smile every morning.