Christmas
Christmas always sneaks up faster than you swear it will. Here's your arsenal for not giving another vanilla candle.
The Toilet Mug
Coffee served in a miniature ceramic toilet. Terrible taste, excellent quality: the combination that makes office legends.
The Book of Useless Knowledge
A brick of fascinating facts nobody needs and everyone repeats at dinner. Twenty-four thousand reviews from satisfied know-it-alls.
Peeking Cat Hand Towels
Hand towels where an embroidered kitten peeks out every time you hang them. Your kitchen and bathroom, officially supervised.
The Gear Shift Hoodie
A tiny hoodie to dress your car's gear shift. It doesn't improve your driving, but the car looks ridiculously happy.
Telescoping Back Scratcher
It stretches where no arm has gone before, with five interchangeable heads. The kind of gift received with mockery and defended with one's life.
The Belly Button Lint Brush
A tiny brush with exactly one purpose in life, and that purpose is absurd. The gift nobody asked for and nobody forgets.
Batteries: Gift Not Included
The perfect revenge: a package that says «batteries included, gift not included». For the exchange where you truly ran out of ideas.
The Finger in the Box
A little gift box with a surprise: a very realistic (fake) finger. The scream of whoever opens it is the real present.
Musical Snow Globe With Hourglass
Snowy Paris, warm light, a music box and an hourglass hidden in the base. The vintage piece that stays on the shelf until the year 3000.
The Swinging Duck for Your Mirror
A duck on a swing that sways with every curve of the road. The calmest copilot in the world.
The Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A glowing little duck sitting with a thousand-yard stare, questioning everything. The ideal companion for those «what am I doing with my life?» nights.
The Rude Snowman
A snowman that laughs, shakes and makes sounds we will not describe here. The holiday decoration grandma pretends to disapprove of.
Beard Christmas Lights
A string of tiny lights that turns any beard into a Christmas tree. The accessory that wins EVERY December photo.
Hot Chocolate Bottle Collection
Mini bottles with different hot chocolate blends for the whole season. A wine cellar, but make it chocolate.
Color-Changing Magic Mugs
A Harry Potter mug set with hot chocolate included: pour something hot and the spell appears on the mug. Certified magic for muggles.
Lightsaber Chopsticks
Chopsticks that light up like training sabers. Sushi has never been eaten with this much honor.
Moose Master: The Party Game
An absurd card game where everyone ends up making moose faces and crying with laughter. The official lifesaver of family gatherings.
Mini Wooden Tabletop Bowling
A pocket bowling alley, ten pins included. The holiday after-dinner hour finally has an official tournament.
The Book Lamp
Closed, it's a hardcover book; open, a fan of warm light in five colors. Every nightstand's favorite magic trick.
Grow-Your-Own Bonsai Kit
Japanese seeds, pots and a manual for raising five little trees from scratch. For the person who needs a project that cannot be rushed.
Buddha Board Water Painting
Paint with water, watch your art appear in ink-like strokes, then fade away in minutes: zen art for the desk. The favorite gift of stressed-out people everywhere.
Movie Night Popcorn Kit
Three artisanal popcorn kernels and their seasonings for a full home cinema setup. The perfect gift for the person whose favorite plan is not going out.
Electric Fondue Fountain
Melted chocolate in the middle of the table and everyone armed with a tiny fork. The most delicious way to make the family finally put their phones down.
Hand Casting Kit
A mold that turns a couple's (or the whole family's) intertwined hands into a plaster sculpture. Forty-six thousand reviews and zero people who didn't tear up opening it.