Gifts for coworkers
Office gifts that aren't a corporate mug. For the coworker who makes meetings bearable.
The Toilet Mug
Coffee served in a miniature ceramic toilet. Terrible taste, excellent quality: the combination that makes office legends.
Mini Wooden Tabletop Bowling
A pocket bowling alley, ten pins included. The holiday after-dinner hour finally has an official tournament.
The Screaming Goat
A tiny desk goat that lets out the viral scream when you press it, illustrated book included. Forty-two thousand reviewers press it daily.
The Sound Effects Machine
Sixteen buttons: applause, rimshot, crickets for those awkward meetings. The power of a TV studio in the palm of your hand.
Desktop Mini Bow and Arrow
A real working miniature bow with suction-cup arrows. Office productivity drops 40% and happiness jumps 400%. Math doesn't lie.
Mini Desk Trash Can
A tiny garbage can with working wheels and lid for wrappers, failed notes, and Monday's grand plans. The most honest accessory a desk can have.
The Official Bullshit Button
A big red button that blares sirens and funny catchphrases whenever someone tells a tall tale. Dad will smash this at every dinner until someone inevitably hides it.
Dammit Doll Stress Relief Plush
The classic doll built for terrible days: grab it by the legs and slam it against your desk until the rage fades. Saving keyboards, drywall, and work relationships for years.
Crocheted Alien with Message
Leave this little guy on your favorite human's nightstand so they wake up to a sweet reminder: you are the best thing I have found on Earth. Standing just four inches tall, this handmade plush alien says in seconds what would take you half an hour to articulate. Handcrafted with soft yarn.
Butt Tape Dispenser
The tape dispenses from exactly where you think it does. Easily the dumbest thing you could ever put on an office desk, which is precisely why it works—nobody walks past without making a comment. Pure office comedy gold.