Gifts for geeks
For the people who correct the movie's facts right there in the theater. Our people. Geek gifts, worn with pride.
The Book of Useless Knowledge
A brick of fascinating facts nobody needs and everyone repeats at dinner. Twenty-four thousand reviews from satisfied know-it-alls.
Color-Changing Magic Mugs
A Harry Potter mug set with hot chocolate included: pour something hot and the spell appears on the mug. Certified magic for muggles.
Lightsaber Chopsticks
Chopsticks that light up like training sabers. Sushi has never been eaten with this much honor.
Meme Toy Figure
That daily meme you keep sending each other, now in physical form for their desk. It is your inside joke brought to life, and there is no gift more personal than that.
Call of Duty Monkey Bomb Controller Stand
The Monkey Bomb from Call of Duty holds your controller and smartphone at the same time. Finish the match, dock your gear, and give your desk instant collector status.
Heat-Changing Game Boy Mug
It looks like a powered-down Game Boy until you pour hot coffee inside, making the retro game screen light up. Pure 90s nostalgia every morning without spending a dime on AA batteries.
Lightsaber Grill Torch Lighter
A culinary blowtorch with a lightsaber hilt: lights charcoal, sears cheese, and drops unprompted I am your father quotes. The Force is strong with this grill master.
Darth Vader Pen Holder
A desktop Darth Vader holding your pen aloft like a lightsaber. The ultimate desk accessory to bring dad's office over to the Dark Side — the classy side.
Pocket Pac-Man Arcade Machine
Hold this mini Pac-Man arcade in one hand and see if you still remember those ghost-dodging patterns. It's a legit arcade replica featuring a real working joystick and a glowing marquee light. Stands right around seven inches tall.
Millennium Falcon Desk Lamp
Light up the Millennium Falcon on your desk and position the flexible arm right where you need it. This officially licensed lamp provides just enough light to work by and plenty to show off. The ship swivels on its base.
Miniature Tabletop Arcade Machine
Set it on your desk and waste entire afternoons playing the retro games you grew up with. This palm-sized arcade cabinet runs on batteries so you can take it straight to the couch. Loaded with 200 retro games.
Authentic Viking Drinking Horn
Real polished ox horn featuring a sturdy metal stand so your mead does not spill, because Valhalla gods demand honor, not flat bottoms. Holds over 16 oz and turns any Tuesday night beer into a victorious war raid. Warning: drinking from a regular glass will forever feel wildly underwhelming after this.