Pranks
Professional mischief supplies. We are not responsible for ended friendships or for payback on your next birthday.
The Toilet Mug
Coffee served in a miniature ceramic toilet. Terrible taste, excellent quality: the combination that makes office legends.
The Belly Button Lint Brush
A tiny brush with exactly one purpose in life, and that purpose is absurd. The gift nobody asked for and nobody forgets.
Batteries: Gift Not Included
The perfect revenge: a package that says «batteries included, gift not included». For the exchange where you truly ran out of ideas.
The Finger in the Box
A little gift box with a surprise: a very realistic (fake) finger. The scream of whoever opens it is the real present.
The Rude Snowman
A snowman that laughs, shakes and makes sounds we will not describe here. The holiday decoration grandma pretends to disapprove of.
Beard Christmas Lights
A string of tiny lights that turns any beard into a Christmas tree. The accessory that wins EVERY December photo.
The Hairy Belly Fanny Pack
A fanny pack that turns anyone into a shirtless dad at the beach the moment they put it on. A sensation at the pool; questions at customs.
Long-Range Fart Spray
A potent, well-aged aerosol with sniper range. A prank classic: use with wisdom, or at least with an alibi.
The Gift of Nothing
A clear sphere with NOTHING inside, packaged with full solemnity. For the person who has everything: this was the only thing missing.
Porta Potty Shot Glasses
Two shot glasses shaped like porta-potties, for toasting where no toast was requested. The touch of class your party didn't know it was missing.
Emergency Underpants in a Can
Unisex underwear compressed into a tiny can, just in case. The gift everyone swears they don't need and absolutely nobody returns.
The Toilet Timer
Five minutes of sand for those bathroom visits that were becoming spiritual retreats. A passive-aggressive gift backed by twenty thousand reviews.
Memory Mints
Mints in a tin with a diagnosis included: for people who never remember anything. Bought for the joke, kept for the flavor.
The Book That Absolves Mom
Packed with scientific and historical evidence proving there are far worse mothers out there. The ultimate gift to make her laugh and instantly feel like Mother of the Year.
Emergency Sarcastic Desk Box
Pop open the lid to reveal the exact brutally honest response everyone wants to give but doesn't dare to. The ultimate desk gag to keep on standby for daily emergencies.
Daily Crisis Gag Pill Dispenser
A pill organizer loaded with custom labels for every daily mental breakdown, packed with candy instead of meds. Leave it on their desk and watch them show it off to every coworker who walks by.
The Prank Knife Nobody Asked For
A ridiculous gag knife with an unmentionable name for the dad who swears he never throws away a useful tool. The ultimate laugh-out-loud gift he will proudly display like a trophy.
The Official Bullshit Button
A big red button that blares sirens and funny catchphrases whenever someone tells a tall tale. Dad will smash this at every dinner until someone inevitably hides it.
Motion-Activated Toilet Light
Triggers automatically for 2 a.m. bathroom runs, casting a gentle colorful glow right into the bowl without blinding anyone. Starts as a joke, ends up life-changing.
Cigarette Pack Plush Dog Toy
Hide treats inside the pack and let your pup pull them out one by one. This squeaky plush toy crinkles, squeaks, and parodies a tobacco brand you will instantly recognize. The plush cigarettes pop in and out.
Blinker Fluid Gag Bottle
The ultimate gift for that driver who refuses to use turn signals. A bottle of absolute nothing wrapped in a ridiculously convincing label. Sit back and watch your brother-in-law search under the hood for the fill cap, while nobody bothers to stop him.
Motion-Sensor Toilet Night Light
Automatically lights up when you walk into the bathroom at night, glowing in whatever color you choose. Say goodbye to blinding overhead bathroom lights at 4 AM. Your retinas will thank you.
Dehydrated Water Can Gag Gift
Directions: Just add water. An empty tin can with the most deadpan, professional label you've ever seen. Works every time because someone always takes way too long to get the joke. Essential gear for any imaginary survival pack.
Butt Tape Dispenser
The tape dispenses from exactly where you think it does. Easily the dumbest thing you could ever put on an office desk, which is precisely why it works—nobody walks past without making a comment. Pure office comedy gold.