Splatypus Jar Spatula

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A tumbler handcrafted from oak and charred inside, just like authentic bourbon barrels. Every sip filters through charred wood and comes out with a real story.

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Gift this when you run out of ideas and still end up looking like a romantic genius. Crafted in 925 sterling silver, this birthstone necklace features an infinity heart engraved with an I love you message, ready for anniversaries or birthdays.

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Flop onto the couch, roll yourself up in this realistic tortilla blanket, and officially become a human burrito. The printed texture looks so authentic your photos will definitely raise questions. Measures nearly six feet across.

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Set up this cat tunnel bed in the living room and stop searching inside your closets every time your cat disappears. Features two exit holes, a dangling toy ball, and a cozy central sleeping mat—everything a cat could ask for. Measures thirty-five inches across.

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A glowing little duck sitting with a thousand-yard stare, questioning everything. The ideal companion for those «what am I doing with my life?» nights.

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Place the wooden top over your glass, light the wood chips, and watch cold smoke cascade into your drink for an instant campfire finish. Includes six wood chip flavors, ice sphere molds, metal filter, two glasses, and a gift box. Works on cheese and meats too, just in case you run out of bourbon first.

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Closed, it's a hardcover book; open, a fan of warm light in five colors. Every nightstand's favorite magic trick.

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A little ceramic face with exactly one job: separating whites from yolks in the funniest way possible. Nobody ever fights with an egg again.

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Pop open the lid to reveal the exact brutally honest response everyone wants to give but doesn't dare to. The ultimate desk gag to keep on standby for daily emergencies.