Memory Mints

Mints in a tin with a diagnosis included: for people who never remember anything. Bought for the joke, kept for the flavor.
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Mints in a tin with a diagnosis included: for people who never remember anything. Bought for the joke, kept for the flavor.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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A duck on a swing that sways with every curve of the road. The calmest copilot in the world.

Rated up to 1472 degrees so dad can rearrange hot coals by hand like he always bragged he could—minus the ER visit. Non-slip and machine washable.

The viral hydrogel mask that turns clear once your skin drinks up all the collagen. Sleep in it and wake up looking like life treats you right—because now it finally does.

A mold that turns a couple's (or the whole family's) intertwined hands into a plaster sculpture. Forty-six thousand reviews and zero people who didn't tear up opening it.

Electric grinders featuring built-in lights and gravity activation: just tilt them upside down for effortless one-handed seasoning. The dining table upgrade you needed.

Mini sizes of the viral skincare all over your feed: the flight mask, a lip balm that actually hydrates, and moisturizer for a well-rested glow. Perfect for the trip you deserve—even if it is just to the couch.

Spatula, tongs, fork, and basting brush neatly packed in a heavy-duty aluminum case. Finally stop flipping steaks with a regular kitchen fork like an amateur.

Directions: Just add water. An empty tin can with the most deadpan, professional label you've ever seen. Works every time because someone always takes way too long to get the joke. Essential gear for any imaginary survival pack.

An engraved spoon confessing moms secret midnight crime: sneaking spoonfuls of cereal straight from the pantry. Perfect for the woman who claims it was not her.