The Screaming Goat

A tiny desk goat that lets out the viral scream when you press it, illustrated book included. Forty-two thousand reviewers press it daily.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.

A tiny desk goat that lets out the viral scream when you press it, illustrated book included. Forty-two thousand reviewers press it daily.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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This Buddha breathes with you: the light glows up to inhale, dims down to exhale, and in five minutes your brain stops feeling like an unmuted group chat. No screens, no apps—just you and deep breaths.

Electric grinders featuring built-in lights and gravity activation: just tilt them upside down for effortless one-handed seasoning. The dining table upgrade you needed.

A putter that doubles as a functional pen and a mini green with a hole for sneaking in putts between Zoom calls. Office productivity will drop 4%, but happiness spikes 96%.

A ridiculous gag knife with an unmentionable name for the dad who swears he never throws away a useful tool. The ultimate laugh-out-loud gift he will proudly display like a trophy.

An engraved spoon confessing moms secret midnight crime: sneaking spoonfuls of cereal straight from the pantry. Perfect for the woman who claims it was not her.



Pour your bourbon into real wood and let the charred interior add subtle oak barrel flavor to every sip. This wooden whiskey tumbler won't shatter if dropped on the patio, just hand wash only. Comes with two stainless steel chilling spheres.

A clear sphere with NOTHING inside, packaged with full solemnity. For the person who has everything: this was the only thing missing.

Sixteen buttons: applause, rimshot, crickets for those awkward meetings. The power of a TV studio in the palm of your hand.

Chopsticks that light up like training sabers. Sushi has never been eaten with this much honor.