The Toilet Timer

Five minutes of sand for those bathroom visits that were becoming spiritual retreats. A passive-aggressive gift backed by twenty thousand reviews.
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Five minutes of sand for those bathroom visits that were becoming spiritual retreats. A passive-aggressive gift backed by twenty thousand reviews.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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Ditch your shoes at the front door and slide into pure softness. These fuzzy open-toe house slippers feature thick memory foam that molds to your stride and a slip-resistant sole for cold floors. Machine washable.

A kitchen platypus that dives into jars and scrapes out the very last bit of Nutella. Award-winning design, heart-winning too.



Drop one on the shower floor away from the direct stream and breathe deep while the steam does the rest. These aromatherapy steamers turn a simple ten-minute Tuesday shower into a spa day. Includes twelve tablets in six different scents.

A compass, saw, fire starter, whistle, first-aid supplies, and two hundred other tools packed into a book-sized case. You will probably never need it. And that is exactly why you'll sleep better keeping it in your trunk.



Pour your bourbon into real wood and let the charred interior add subtle oak barrel flavor to every sip. This wooden whiskey tumbler won't shatter if dropped on the patio, just hand wash only. Comes with two stainless steel chilling spheres.

It spins endlessly in mid-air with no visible wires or cheap tricks, plus it lights up at night. Put it on your desk and kiss productivity goodbye—everyone will just stare at your floating planet.

A mini putting green that holds your pens, complete with ball, flag, and putter. Wrap up a call, sink a putt, and get back to work like nothing happened.

Head into the yard and zoom in on a leaf until you see its actual cells on screen. This pocket digital microscope offers 1000x magnification and saves photos, meaning backyard ants might end up in your family photo album. Weighs under half a pound.

Sixteen buttons: applause, rimshot, crickets for those awkward meetings. The power of a TV studio in the palm of your hand.