The Toilet Timer
Five minutes of sand for those bathroom visits that were becoming spiritual retreats. A passive-aggressive gift backed by twenty thousand reviews.
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Whiskey Stones in Wooden Box
Nine granite rocks that chill your drink without diluting a single drop of flavor, complete with tongs and a velvet pouch. For the dad who insists ice ruins good bourbon—now backed by science.
$24.69
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The Swinging Duck for Your Mirror
A duck on a swing that sways with every curve of the road. The calmest copilot in the world.
$8.95
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Mini Golf Desk Pen Holder
A mini putting green that holds your pens, complete with ball, flag, and putter. Wrap up a call, sink a putt, and get back to work like nothing happened.
$19.99
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Sterling Silver Birthstone Necklace
Gift this when you run out of ideas and still end up looking like a romantic genius. Crafted in 925 sterling silver, this birthstone necklace features an infinity heart engraved with an I love you message, ready for anniversaries or birthdays.
$129.99
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The Bicycle Pizza Cutter
A little bicycle with steel wheels that slices your pizza along its route. The most reliable delivery guy your kitchen will ever hire.
$3.19
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Crochet Video Game Controller
A soft, handmade retro controller with a happy face, made for late-night gamers. It will not help you pass the level, but it will guard your desk while you sleep.
$7.99
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Open-Toe Fuzzy Slippers
Ditch your shoes at the front door and slide into pure softness. These fuzzy open-toe house slippers feature thick memory foam that molds to your stride and a slip-resistant sole for cold floors. Machine washable.
$18.98
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Ultimate Doomsday Survival Kit
A compass, saw, fire starter, whistle, first-aid supplies, and two hundred other tools packed into a book-sized case. You will probably never need it. And that is exactly why you'll sleep better keeping it in your trunk.
$32.99
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Mom's Ice Cream Shovel
An engraved spoon-shovel for midnight ice cream emergencies. Generously sized, because Mom doesn't do teaspoons.
$4.99
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