A soft, handmade retro controller with a happy face, made for late-night gamers. It will not help you pass the level, but it will guard your desk while you sleep.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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A pickle-scented stress dough you can knead, stretch, and smash while deciding whether to reply or block their number. Absurd? Yes. Effective? Absolutely.
Chopsticks that light up like training sabers. Sushi has never been eaten with this much honor.
A kitchen platypus that dives into jars and scrapes out the very last bit of Nutella. Award-winning design, heart-winning too.
A little bicycle with steel wheels that slices your pizza along its route. The most reliable delivery guy your kitchen will ever hire.
Hide treats inside the pack and let your pup pull them out one by one. This squeaky plush toy crinkles, squeaks, and parodies a tobacco brand you will instantly recognize. The plush cigarettes pop in and out.
A hand-blown glass globe featuring an antique glass ship sailing inside, holding 28 oz of your favorite spirit. Includes a rich wooden stand, stopper, pour funnel, two matching etched world map glasses, and whiskey stones that chill without diluting. Looks like high-end decor, works like a full home bar.
Fill her head with water and vinegar, let her fume inside the microwave, and her steam loosens even fossilized lasagna. The most useful lady in the kitchen.
A red-hatted gnome whose beard doubles as your scrub pad. He lives right by the sink, works without complaining, and brings a smile to anyone doing dishes.
Twist the lid and the chicken comes out shredded in seconds — no forks, no burnt fingers. Twenty-five thousand reviews: America's meal-preppers already know.