Long-Range Fart Spray

A potent, well-aged aerosol with sniper range. A prank classic: use with wisdom, or at least with an alibi.
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A potent, well-aged aerosol with sniper range. A prank classic: use with wisdom, or at least with an alibi.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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An engraved spoon-shovel for midnight ice cream emergencies. Generously sized, because Mom doesn't do teaspoons.

A tumbler handcrafted from oak and charred inside, just like authentic bourbon barrels. Every sip filters through charred wood and comes out with a real story.

Two books filled with gorgeous patterns designed to clear your mind. Spend thirty minutes coloring and watch your nervous system immediately stand down.

The ultimate gift for that driver who refuses to use turn signals. A bottle of absolute nothing wrapped in a ridiculously convincing label. Sit back and watch your brother-in-law search under the hood for the fill cap, while nobody bothers to stop him.

The drill bits that finally remove that stripped screw that has been mocking Dad from the door hinge for three years. Inexpensive, but winning that war is priceless.

The box that literally has everything: a cozy blanket, socks, a scented candle, a card, and enough good vibes to make you feel like you have your life together. It's basically a warm hug tied with a bow.

Two keychains that only make complete sense together: one for them, one for you. The cheapest and most effective gaming-themed romance you will ever find.



Gift this when you run out of ideas and still end up looking like a romantic genius. Crafted in 925 sterling silver, this birthstone necklace features an infinity heart engraved with an I love you message, ready for anniversaries or birthdays.

A little ceramic face with exactly one job: separating whites from yolks in the funniest way possible. Nobody ever fights with an egg again.