The Monkey Bomb from Call of Duty holds your controller and smartphone at the same time. Finish the match, dock your gear, and give your desk instant collector status.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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Dual-sided design: one side fixes the dull edge and the other gives it a razor-sharp finish. Sharpening is oddly therapeutic, plus you'll finally realize your kitchen knives were just crushing things through brute force for years.
Flick your wrist and flex exposed inner gears spinning on pure motion—no batteries or chargers needed. Powered by your daily movement, this rugged skeleton watch resists bumps and splashes while forcing everyone to stare before asking you for the time. Japanese movement inside.
The tape dispenses from exactly where you think it does. Easily the dumbest thing you could ever put on an office desk, which is precisely why it works—nobody walks past without making a comment. Pure office comedy gold.
A giant sherpa blanket with a hood and massive pockets: put it on and you are officially unavailable to the world. Perfect for binge-watching TV, lazy weeknights, and 'do not perceive me' days.
A mug with the kind of message only a son or daughter can gift without consequences. Fourteen ounces of coffee and a guaranteed smile every morning.
Melted chocolate in the middle of the table and everyone armed with a tiny fork. The most delicious way to make the family finally put their phones down.
It stretches where no arm has gone before, with five interchangeable heads. The kind of gift received with mockery and defended with one's life.
Mints in a tin with a diagnosis included: for people who never remember anything. Bought for the joke, kept for the flavor.
The drill bits that finally remove that stripped screw that has been mocking Dad from the door hinge for three years. Inexpensive, but winning that war is priceless.