Egg Separator With a Face

A little ceramic face with exactly one job: separating whites from yolks in the funniest way possible. Nobody ever fights with an egg again.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.

A little ceramic face with exactly one job: separating whites from yolks in the funniest way possible. Nobody ever fights with an egg again.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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