Darth Vader Pen Holder

A desktop Darth Vader holding your pen aloft like a lightsaber. The ultimate desk accessory to bring dad's office over to the Dark Side — the classy side.
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A desktop Darth Vader holding your pen aloft like a lightsaber. The ultimate desk accessory to bring dad's office over to the Dark Side — the classy side.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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That daily meme you keep sending each other, now in physical form for their desk. It is your inside joke brought to life, and there is no gift more personal than that.

A mini putting green that holds your pens, complete with ball, flag, and putter. Wrap up a call, sink a putt, and get back to work like nothing happened.



Ditch your shoes at the front door and slide into pure softness. These fuzzy open-toe house slippers feature thick memory foam that molds to your stride and a slip-resistant sole for cold floors. Machine washable.

Set it on the floor, turn it on, and get back to your day—your cat's afternoon entertainment is sorted. This automatic laser activates on motion detection and draws completely random paths no cat can ignore. USB rechargeable so your kitty gets some much-needed cardio.

A miniature guitar that holds your pens like a stage stand. For real musicians, wannabe rockstars, and shower singers.

Stick this holder to your shower tiles and enjoy a cold beer under hot water completely hands-free. It holds cans, bottles, and wine glasses because sometimes the shower calls for something fancy. Mounts securely with a suction cup.

A whole crate of gourmet beef jerky in assorted craft flavors, ready to gift. The only edible arrangement Dad won't fake liking—he will polish it off before his morning coffee.

A snowman that laughs, shakes and makes sounds we will not describe here. The holiday decoration grandma pretends to disapprove of.

Head into the yard and zoom in on a leaf until you see its actual cells on screen. This pocket digital microscope offers 1000x magnification and saves photos, meaning backyard ants might end up in your family photo album. Weighs under half a pound.