Dual-sided design: one side fixes the dull edge and the other gives it a razor-sharp finish. Sharpening is oddly therapeutic, plus you'll finally realize your kitchen knives were just crushing things through brute force for years.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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It spins endlessly in mid-air with no visible wires or cheap tricks, plus it lights up at night. Put it on your desk and kiss productivity goodbye—everyone will just stare at your floating planet.
A mini putting green that holds your pens, complete with ball, flag, and putter. Wrap up a call, sink a putt, and get back to work like nothing happened.
Place the wooden top over your glass, light the wood chips, and watch cold smoke cascade into your drink for an instant campfire finish. Includes six wood chip flavors, ice sphere molds, metal filter, two glasses, and a gift box. Works on cheese and meats too, just in case you run out of bourbon first.
A miniature guitar that holds your pens like a stage stand. For real musicians, wannabe rockstars, and shower singers.
Flip the switch, a little finger comes out and turns it off. It does absolutely nothing, and that's exactly why it's perfect. Pure philosophy in a wooden box.
Two shot glasses shaped like porta-potties, for toasting where no toast was requested. The touch of class your party didn't know it was missing.
Paint with water, watch your art appear in ink-like strokes, then fade away in minutes: zen art for the desk. The favorite gift of stressed-out people everywhere.
A red-hatted gnome whose beard doubles as your scrub pad. He lives right by the sink, works without complaining, and brings a smile to anyone doing dishes.
A mug with the kind of message only a son or daughter can gift without consequences. Fourteen ounces of coffee and a guaranteed smile every morning.