Pocket Laser Level

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Fits in your palm and pulls faraway sights right up close. Waterproof, lightweight, and easy to hold with one hand. Officially designed for bird watching, though we won't ask what you actually end up looking at.

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Oversized, ultra-soft disposable towels that dry your face without wiping yesterday's bacteria back onto clean skin. The simple daily upgrade your skin notices within a week.

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A giant sherpa blanket with a hood and massive pockets: put it on and you are officially unavailable to the world. Perfect for binge-watching TV, lazy weeknights, and 'do not perceive me' days.

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Skip the boring cash envelope and give a toast you can actually hug. This adorable crocheted toast delivers the pun all by itself and sits comfortably on a shelf or dashboard for years. Comes with its own mini birthday card.

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Writes, levels, measures, drives screws, pops bottles, and works touchscreens—nine tools right in your shirt pocket. Wearing it turns any dad into a hardware store secret agent.

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A compass, saw, fire starter, whistle, first-aid supplies, and two hundred other tools packed into a book-sized case. You will probably never need it. And that is exactly why you'll sleep better keeping it in your trunk.

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A kitchen platypus that dives into jars and scrapes out the very last bit of Nutella. Award-winning design, heart-winning too.

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A little ceramic face with exactly one job: separating whites from yolks in the funniest way possible. Nobody ever fights with an egg again.

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A putter that doubles as a functional pen and a mini green with a hole for sneaking in putts between Zoom calls. Office productivity will drop 4%, but happiness spikes 96%.