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Automatically lights up when you walk into the bathroom at night, glowing in whatever color you choose. Say goodbye to blinding overhead bathroom lights at 4 AM. Your retinas will thank you.

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Flip the switch, a little finger comes out and turns it off. It does absolutely nothing, and that's exactly why it's perfect. Pure philosophy in a wooden box.

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Melted chocolate in the middle of the table and everyone armed with a tiny fork. The most delicious way to make the family finally put their phones down.

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A mug with the kind of message only a son or daughter can gift without consequences. Fourteen ounces of coffee and a guaranteed smile every morning.

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Sixteen buttons: applause, rimshot, crickets for those awkward meetings. The power of a TV studio in the palm of your hand.

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A desktop Darth Vader holding your pen aloft like a lightsaber. The ultimate desk accessory to bring dad's office over to the Dark Side — the classy side.

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A putter that doubles as a functional pen and a mini green with a hole for sneaking in putts between Zoom calls. Office productivity will drop 4%, but happiness spikes 96%.

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Death has arrived… to steep your tea. Its silicone robe holds the leaves while its little face peeks over the rim of your mug. Tea was never this dramatic.

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Turns one outlet into six, with a shelf for your phone and a night light that switches itself on. The kind of thing that looks like expensive electrician work.