A double-sided metal coin that decides your fate: one more round, or actually hit the sack. Gift it and settle midnight arguments once and for all.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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Two shot glasses shaped like porta-potties, for toasting where no toast was requested. The touch of class your party didn't know it was missing.
Unisex underwear compressed into a tiny can, just in case. The gift everyone swears they don't need and absolutely nobody returns.
A miniature guitar that holds your pens like a stage stand. For real musicians, wannabe rockstars, and shower singers.
A five-inch plastic pickle with a single button. You press it, and it yodels. It does nothing else: no apps, no Bluetooth, no real-world problem solving. Costs less than two lattes and is mathematically impossible to press just once.
A handy pocket multi-tool with a sweet engraved message meant just for his eyes every time he flips it open. Fixes everything while secretly reminding him who gave it to him.
Switch to a classic single blade and take your time shaving pass by pass just like at the local barbershop. This barber razor is made of stainless steel with a sleek metal handle and flip cover for easy blade replacement. Comes with one hundred blades.
Dual electric arcs instead of actual flame: windproof, butane-free, and rechargeable via USB like everything else in your life. Lights candles effortlessly and makes you look like a budget wizard.
Hand-forged carbon steel, carved walnut handle, and a wide curved blade that rocks across the cutting board instead of hacking away. Glides through meat, veggies, and Friday night pizza. Comes with a belt sheath—because nobody needs to unholster a knife at hip-level, but everyone will try.
It stretches where no arm has gone before, with five interchangeable heads. The kind of gift received with mockery and defended with one's life.