Set it on your desk and waste entire afternoons playing the retro games you grew up with. This palm-sized arcade cabinet runs on batteries so you can take it straight to the couch. Loaded with 200 retro games.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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The ice roller that depuffs your face after a midnight cry over universe sign videos. Comes with a matching gua sha to sculpt cheekbones that look like you have it all figured out.
A duck on a swing that sways with every curve of the road. The calmest copilot in the world.
The tape dispenses from exactly where you think it does. Easily the dumbest thing you could ever put on an office desk, which is precisely why it works—nobody walks past without making a comment. Pure office comedy gold.
A tiny garbage can with working wheels and lid for wrappers, failed notes, and Monday's grand plans. The most honest accessory a desk can have.
Light up the Millennium Falcon on your desk and position the flexible arm right where you need it. This officially licensed lamp provides just enough light to work by and plenty to show off. The ship swivels on its base.
A Harry Potter mug set with hot chocolate included: pour something hot and the spell appears on the mug. Certified magic for muggles.
A pocket-sized booklet packed with fill-in-the-blank prompts detailing every reason why you adore them. Takes 30 minutes to write and will literally never get thrown away.
An 850ml decanter shaped exactly like a game controller, complete with two matching glasses and a display stand. Pour a drink without pausing the game and upgrade your display shelf.
Set it on the floor, turn it on, and get back to your day—your cat's afternoon entertainment is sorted. This automatic laser activates on motion detection and draws completely random paths no cat can ignore. USB rechargeable so your kitty gets some much-needed cardio.