The Toilet Mug

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Melted chocolate in the middle of the table and everyone armed with a tiny fork. The most delicious way to make the family finally put their phones down.

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A Harry Potter mug set with hot chocolate included: pour something hot and the spell appears on the mug. Certified magic for muggles.

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Set it on the floor, turn it on, and get back to your day—your cat's afternoon entertainment is sorted. This automatic laser activates on motion detection and draws completely random paths no cat can ignore. USB rechargeable so your kitty gets some much-needed cardio.

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Two shot glasses shaped like porta-potties, for toasting where no toast was requested. The touch of class your party didn't know it was missing.

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A ridiculous gag knife with an unmentionable name for the dad who swears he never throws away a useful tool. The ultimate laugh-out-loud gift he will proudly display like a trophy.

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Heat and deep massage for your lower back, cordless and ready anywhere: the couch, the car, or stadium seats. Built for the dad carrying everything — including chronic back pain.

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An engraved spoon-shovel for midnight ice cream emergencies. Generously sized, because Mom doesn't do teaspoons.

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Pop open the lid to reveal the exact brutally honest response everyone wants to give but doesn't dare to. The ultimate desk gag to keep on standby for daily emergencies.

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A snowman that laughs, shakes and makes sounds we will not describe here. The holiday decoration grandma pretends to disapprove of.