The Book Lamp

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Set up this cat tunnel bed in the living room and stop searching inside your closets every time your cat disappears. Features two exit holes, a dangling toy ball, and a cozy central sleeping mat—everything a cat could ask for. Measures thirty-five inches across.

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Dual electric arcs instead of actual flame: windproof, butane-free, and rechargeable via USB like everything else in your life. Lights candles effortlessly and makes you look like a budget wizard.

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A compass, saw, fire starter, whistle, first-aid supplies, and two hundred other tools packed into a book-sized case. You will probably never need it. And that is exactly why you'll sleep better keeping it in your trunk.

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Heat and deep massage for your lower back, cordless and ready anywhere: the couch, the car, or stadium seats. Built for the dad carrying everything — including chronic back pain.

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A tiny desk goat that lets out the viral scream when you press it, illustrated book included. Forty-two thousand reviewers press it daily.

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Flop onto the couch, roll yourself up in this realistic tortilla blanket, and officially become a human burrito. The printed texture looks so authentic your photos will definitely raise questions. Measures nearly six feet across.

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An engraved spoon confessing moms secret midnight crime: sneaking spoonfuls of cereal straight from the pantry. Perfect for the woman who claims it was not her.

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A pocket-sized booklet packed with fill-in-the-blank prompts detailing every reason why you adore them. Takes 30 minutes to write and will literally never get thrown away.

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A desktop Darth Vader holding your pen aloft like a lightsaber. The ultimate desk accessory to bring dad's office over to the Dark Side — the classy side.