The Squirrel-in-Underpants Air Freshener

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Stick this holder to your shower tiles and enjoy a cold beer under hot water completely hands-free. It holds cans, bottles, and wine glasses because sometimes the shower calls for something fancy. Mounts securely with a suction cup.

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A clear sphere with NOTHING inside, packaged with full solemnity. For the person who has everything: this was the only thing missing.

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A collector-finish pocket knife they'll carry around like a lucky charm. The kind they whip out at the dinner table to open something just so everyone asks where they got it.

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A kitchen platypus that dives into jars and scrapes out the very last bit of Nutella. Award-winning design, heart-winning too.

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Unisex underwear compressed into a tiny can, just in case. The gift everyone swears they don't need and absolutely nobody returns.

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Drop one on the shower floor away from the direct stream and breathe deep while the steam does the rest. These aromatherapy steamers turn a simple ten-minute Tuesday shower into a spa day. Includes twelve tablets in six different scents.

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Hide treats inside the pack and let your pup pull them out one by one. This squeaky plush toy crinkles, squeaks, and parodies a tobacco brand you will instantly recognize. The plush cigarettes pop in and out.

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Ditch your shoes at the front door and slide into pure softness. These fuzzy open-toe house slippers feature thick memory foam that molds to your stride and a slip-resistant sole for cold floors. Machine washable.

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Automatically lights up when you walk into the bathroom at night, glowing in whatever color you choose. Say goodbye to blinding overhead bathroom lights at 4 AM. Your retinas will thank you.