The Belly Button Lint Brush

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Drop one on the shower floor away from the direct stream and breathe deep while the steam does the rest. These aromatherapy steamers turn a simple ten-minute Tuesday shower into a spa day. Includes twelve tablets in six different scents.

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A desktop Darth Vader holding your pen aloft like a lightsaber. The ultimate desk accessory to bring dad's office over to the Dark Side — the classy side.

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Oversized, ultra-soft disposable towels that dry your face without wiping yesterday's bacteria back onto clean skin. The simple daily upgrade your skin notices within a week.

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Paint with water, watch your art appear in ink-like strokes, then fade away in minutes: zen art for the desk. The favorite gift of stressed-out people everywhere.

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Nine granite rocks that chill your drink without diluting a single drop of flavor, complete with tongs and a velvet pouch. For the dad who insists ice ruins good bourbon—now backed by science.

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A miniature guitar that holds your pens like a stage stand. For real musicians, wannabe rockstars, and shower singers.

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A crystal-clear block featuring a laser-engraved message that catches the light. Every time the sun hits their desk, they get a bright little reminder of why it is there.

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Flop onto the couch, roll yourself up in this realistic tortilla blanket, and officially become a human burrito. The printed texture looks so authentic your photos will definitely raise questions. Measures nearly six feet across.

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Pop open the pizza box to find four rolled slices made of pepperoni socks. The only gift that disappoints for one second and is loved for the next ten years.