A big red button that blares sirens and funny catchphrases whenever someone tells a tall tale. Dad will smash this at every dinner until someone inevitably hides it.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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A tiny HD camera that goes where no human eye was ever meant to go: inside your ear. It hooks up to your phone, and suddenly the whole family wants a look. Equal parts gross and fascinating.
Place the wooden top over your glass, light the wood chips, and watch cold smoke cascade into your drink for an instant campfire finish. Includes six wood chip flavors, ice sphere molds, metal filter, two glasses, and a gift box. Works on cheese and meats too, just in case you run out of bourbon first.
The ice roller that depuffs your face after a midnight cry over universe sign videos. Comes with a matching gua sha to sculpt cheekbones that look like you have it all figured out.
Paint with water, watch your art appear in ink-like strokes, then fade away in minutes: zen art for the desk. The favorite gift of stressed-out people everywhere.
A snowman that laughs, shakes and makes sounds we will not describe here. The holiday decoration grandma pretends to disapprove of.
Two keychains that only make complete sense together: one for them, one for you. The cheapest and most effective gaming-themed romance you will ever find.
Set up this cat tunnel bed in the living room and stop searching inside your closets every time your cat disappears. Features two exit holes, a dangling toy ball, and a cozy central sleeping mat—everything a cat could ask for. Measures thirty-five inches across.
Mints in a tin with a diagnosis included: for people who never remember anything. Bought for the joke, kept for the flavor.
Electric grinders featuring built-in lights and gravity activation: just tilt them upside down for effortless one-handed seasoning. The dining table upgrade you needed.