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A compass, saw, fire starter, whistle, first-aid supplies, and two hundred other tools packed into a book-sized case. You will probably never need it. And that is exactly why you'll sleep better keeping it in your trunk.
Electric grinders featuring built-in lights and gravity activation: just tilt them upside down for effortless one-handed seasoning. The dining table upgrade you needed.
Award-winning eye gels that depuff tired, late-night eyes in just twenty minutes. Slap them on, grab your coffee, and leave zero evidence of your midnight binge-watch session.
Two shot glasses shaped like porta-potties, for toasting where no toast was requested. The touch of class your party didn't know it was missing.
A duck on a swing that sways with every curve of the road. The calmest copilot in the world.
A crystal-clear block featuring a laser-engraved message that catches the light. Every time the sun hits their desk, they get a bright little reminder of why it is there.
A collector-finish pocket knife they'll carry around like a lucky charm. The kind they whip out at the dinner table to open something just so everyone asks where they got it.
Pop open the lid to reveal the exact brutally honest response everyone wants to give but doesn't dare to. The ultimate desk gag to keep on standby for daily emergencies.
Switch to a classic single blade and take your time shaving pass by pass just like at the local barbershop. This barber razor is made of stainless steel with a sleek metal handle and flip cover for easy blade replacement. Comes with one hundred blades.