Emergency Underpants in a Can

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A crystal-clear block featuring a laser-engraved message that catches the light. Every time the sun hits their desk, they get a bright little reminder of why it is there.

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An absurd card game where everyone ends up making moose faces and crying with laughter. The official lifesaver of family gatherings.

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Melted chocolate in the middle of the table and everyone armed with a tiny fork. The most delicious way to make the family finally put their phones down.

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Skip the boring cash envelope and give a toast you can actually hug. This adorable crocheted toast delivers the pun all by itself and sits comfortably on a shelf or dashboard for years. Comes with its own mini birthday card.

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A clear sphere with NOTHING inside, packaged with full solemnity. For the person who has everything: this was the only thing missing.

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A tiny HD camera that goes where no human eye was ever meant to go: inside your ear. It hooks up to your phone, and suddenly the whole family wants a look. Equal parts gross and fascinating.

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Place the wooden top over your glass, light the wood chips, and watch cold smoke cascade into your drink for an instant campfire finish. Includes six wood chip flavors, ice sphere molds, metal filter, two glasses, and a gift box. Works on cheese and meats too, just in case you run out of bourbon first.

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A whole crate of gourmet beef jerky in assorted craft flavors, ready to gift. The only edible arrangement Dad won't fake liking—he will polish it off before his morning coffee.

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A blanket printed with a charging battery: once Mom wraps herself up, she is officially recharging and NOBODY gets to bother her. Rules are rules.