Sir Peels-A-Lot is a medieval knight whose sword is an ultra-sharp vegetable peeler. He stands guard on the counter and peels spuds with noble bravery.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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The ultimate gift for that driver who refuses to use turn signals. A bottle of absolute nothing wrapped in a ridiculously convincing label. Sit back and watch your brother-in-law search under the hood for the fill cap, while nobody bothers to stop him.
A kitchen platypus that dives into jars and scrapes out the very last bit of Nutella. Award-winning design, heart-winning too.
A tiny garbage can with working wheels and lid for wrappers, failed notes, and Monday's grand plans. The most honest accessory a desk can have.
A duck on a swing that sways with every curve of the road. The calmest copilot in the world.
A mini putting green that holds your pens, complete with ball, flag, and putter. Wrap up a call, sink a putt, and get back to work like nothing happened.
It spins endlessly in mid-air with no visible wires or cheap tricks, plus it lights up at night. Put it on your desk and kiss productivity goodbye—everyone will just stare at your floating planet.
Fits in your palm and pulls faraway sights right up close. Waterproof, lightweight, and easy to hold with one hand. Officially designed for bird watching, though we won't ask what you actually end up looking at.
Nine granite rocks that chill your drink without diluting a single drop of flavor, complete with tongs and a velvet pouch. For the dad who insists ice ruins good bourbon—now backed by science.
Pop open the lid to reveal the exact brutally honest response everyone wants to give but doesn't dare to. The ultimate desk gag to keep on standby for daily emergencies.