A dust- and shockproof Bluetooth speaker that clips right to your belt or pocket. The tunes follow him from the workshop to the yard without occupying a hand.
The button takes you to the store; prices can change without notice.
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Dual-sided design: one side fixes the dull edge and the other gives it a razor-sharp finish. Sharpening is oddly therapeutic, plus you'll finally realize your kitchen knives were just crushing things through brute force for years.
A car air freshener starring a squirrel in tighty-whities. There is no human way to explain it — only to gift it and watch.
A duck on a swing that sways with every curve of the road. The calmest copilot in the world.
Oversized, ultra-soft disposable towels that dry your face without wiping yesterday's bacteria back onto clean skin. The simple daily upgrade your skin notices within a week.
A soft, handmade retro controller with a happy face, made for late-night gamers. It will not help you pass the level, but it will guard your desk while you sleep.
Two keychains that only make complete sense together: one for them, one for you. The cheapest and most effective gaming-themed romance you will ever find.
Directions: Just add water. An empty tin can with the most deadpan, professional label you've ever seen. Works every time because someone always takes way too long to get the joke. Essential gear for any imaginary survival pack.
A little bicycle with steel wheels that slices your pizza along its route. The most reliable delivery guy your kitchen will ever hire.
A clear sphere with NOTHING inside, packaged with full solemnity. For the person who has everything: this was the only thing missing.