Fill her head with water and vinegar, let her fume inside the microwave, and her steam loosens even fossilized lasagna. The most useful lady in the kitchen.
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Hide treats inside the pack and let your pup pull them out one by one. This squeaky plush toy crinkles, squeaks, and parodies a tobacco brand you will instantly recognize. The plush cigarettes pop in and out.
A Harry Potter mug set with hot chocolate included: pour something hot and the spell appears on the mug. Certified magic for muggles.
See up to 1,000 feet in pitch darkness with 8x digital zoom, a 2.4-inch screen, and an included 32GB card to record whatever moves. Weighing under half a pound, they easily slip into any backpack. Warning: the very first thing you will do is spy on your own backyard at 3 AM.
Skip the boring cash envelope and give a toast you can actually hug. This adorable crocheted toast delivers the pun all by itself and sits comfortably on a shelf or dashboard for years. Comes with its own mini birthday card.
Head into the yard and zoom in on a leaf until you see its actual cells on screen. This pocket digital microscope offers 1000x magnification and saves photos, meaning backyard ants might end up in your family photo album. Weighs under half a pound.
A planter with a serene face and little hands making a heart, where the plant becomes the hairdo. Gift it with a succulent and it'll rule her shelves.
Set it on the floor, turn it on, and get back to your day—your cat's afternoon entertainment is sorted. This automatic laser activates on motion detection and draws completely random paths no cat can ignore. USB rechargeable so your kitty gets some much-needed cardio.
Mints in a tin with a diagnosis included: for people who never remember anything. Bought for the joke, kept for the flavor.
A tiny garbage can with working wheels and lid for wrappers, failed notes, and Monday's grand plans. The most honest accessory a desk can have.